fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

awkwardsituationist:

Storm over the Serengeti. Photos by Nick Nichols

tifferini:

The price of freedom is high.

mymightyhammer:

"Ok….this looks bad"

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley
madelinelime:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.

THANK YOU

madelinelime:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

THANK YOU

Got myself a new mug to help motivate me in the morning.

Got myself a new mug to help motivate me in the morning.

You are the weirdest, most beautiful person that I’ve ever met in my whole entire life.

ATTENTION: SHORT TERM 12 IS NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON NETFLIX INSTANT. No more excuses! Watch this film immediately!

 Billy Eichner is a goddamn national treasure


Why are you making this so hard? Open the door and walk in. 

Why are you making this so hard? Open the door and walk in. 

Maybe I should just say, “Get the government outta my fucking snatch.”